1. Have you ever in your life felt stressed?
Yes No

2. Do you sometimes feel down or sad?
Yes No

3. Do you find it difficult to get excited about certain things, like going to work?
Yes No

4. Do you ever get slightly ticked off when you are stuck in traffic?
Yes No

5. Do you sometimes feel less smart than the time when you were the most smart you’d ever been in your life?
Yes No

6. Have you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself, “Damn! That shit's pretty f’d up!”
Yes No

7. Do you occasionally have less energy than you did when you were 8 years old?
Yes No

8. Have you ever gotten out of bed in the morning and NOT immediately performed a Shuttle Run?
Yes No

9. Are you afraid of such things as nuclear war, terrorism, Global Warming, and hurricanes, because you’re a little scaredy cat?
Yes No

10. Would you be slightly annoyed if gas prices rose to $137 a gallon?
Yes No